The dirty lovechildren of underground rock kids, the scene and the dying goth movement. In other words, once middle class kids raped the grunge scene, the alternative scene, and when prep was too mainstream, they had to find something else. Luckily enough, lots of bands were crappily re-doing the sixties. From this and the remnants of the goth era, ( and some actually GOOD musical inflences thrown in ), this birthed the degenerate group of whiners we all come and know as emo kids. Now, they were helped a little. High-and-mighty scene kids were their idols and Hot Topic their vehicle to awesome. Sadly, they'll never make it. And noone wants to be scene anyway. Most of those kids are in the ana community on livejournal and snort blow while listening to the YeahYeahYeahs. Anyhow, did I mention that emo kids also rise up and overtake evil establishments like Myspace and the mall, making them more evil. They also slit their wrists on a regular basis, cry to AFI songs and try to be cool by playing oldschool Nintendo. (Even though most of them weren't alive in the 80's.) They also frequent sites on the internet that make fun of them, trying to refute the obvious with bad typing, bad grammar, and overall weak arguments. However, they aren't as full of crap as furries. Noone is below a furry. Except perhaps a lolicon.
Common emo kid quotes:
" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "
" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "
" God, life just makes me want to die. "
" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "
" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "
" God, life just makes me want to die. "
by thepink October 12, 2006
Get the emo kidmug. Someone who will sit around and wish they knew how to make themselves cry because there 16-year-old life with there parents 6 figure a year job is just fine. They often comment on killing themslve but never do. They sit around and talk about how deep the lyris are even though they are too whiny to be understood.
"I want to put this cold blade to my warm vein and lay in a sea of red!"
2 weeks later
"Im going to put this .45 calibur to my forehead and paint my floor bright pink with sopts of red!"
2 weeks later
"I want to open this bottle, and stick overy little red pill ina cup and swallow, swalllow away the pain!"
And they never do it
2 weeks later
"Im going to put this .45 calibur to my forehead and paint my floor bright pink with sopts of red!"
2 weeks later
"I want to open this bottle, and stick overy little red pill ina cup and swallow, swalllow away the pain!"
And they never do it
by Diabolical December 21, 2003
Get the Emo kidmug. a bunch of whiny little bitches who try do do everything they can to be different but complain about people hating them for being different at the same time. boys were makeup just to freak ppl out. they always let everyone in the world know that they are sad. and they never do a fucking thing about their problem. oh and if they are self abusive they are usually doing it for attention you can tell becasue they let the scars be scene or even talk about em like its a cool thing to do
sadly the term emo and the music came from punk. namely the dc hardcore scene when it was called emotive hardcore and was realy just punk with whiny lyrics. now it has turned into a big buisness money making scheme. example my chemical romance one of the most famous emo bands. it features a 31 year old lead singer who actually has a song called teenagers about being a teenager. this is just a way to make money by relating to people in reality he cant relate too. yet emo kids are too stupid to notice
the cool emo kids are scene kids they know which music is fake and which isnt and they dont bitch complain and do those stereotypical pictures of themselves at an above angle looking down or creepily at the camera and posting it on myspace. they are often scene at punk shows hardcore shows emo shows and even ska shows.
sadly the term emo and the music came from punk. namely the dc hardcore scene when it was called emotive hardcore and was realy just punk with whiny lyrics. now it has turned into a big buisness money making scheme. example my chemical romance one of the most famous emo bands. it features a 31 year old lead singer who actually has a song called teenagers about being a teenager. this is just a way to make money by relating to people in reality he cant relate too. yet emo kids are too stupid to notice
the cool emo kids are scene kids they know which music is fake and which isnt and they dont bitch complain and do those stereotypical pictures of themselves at an above angle looking down or creepily at the camera and posting it on myspace. they are often scene at punk shows hardcore shows emo shows and even ska shows.
emo kid "everyone makes fun of me cuz i wear makeup and dress different im gonna go cut"
anyone with half a brain: "stop looking for attention u dumb motherfucker if u dont want people to make fun of you for looking different dont look different dumbass eitehr you dress how u want and know people are going to hate u and stfu or u dress like wiggers or preps
anyone with half a brain: "stop looking for attention u dumb motherfucker if u dont want people to make fun of you for looking different dont look different dumbass eitehr you dress how u want and know people are going to hate u and stfu or u dress like wiggers or preps
by sp1ke May 28, 2008
Get the emo kidmug. Emo short for the term emotional
Seriously how can someone dress emotional..
shure you can express your emotions through what you wear but teachnically you cant dress emotiomal.
i have these conversations with kids in my skewl everyday and they just stare at me blankly and think about it..
have you ever noticed thats its mainly boys who taugnt 'emos' you no why i think this is?
becoz most boys at my skewl are hoberphobic well they say they are anyway and they see emos boys and see that they straighned there hair where eye makeup and it reminds them of a gay guy? and they feel intimidated.
mayb im wrong..
but really why do we have to place people in to genres..
there are so many
eg.waxheads-sufers
how come they dont cop as much as 'emos'
Seriously how can someone dress emotional..
shure you can express your emotions through what you wear but teachnically you cant dress emotiomal.
i have these conversations with kids in my skewl everyday and they just stare at me blankly and think about it..
have you ever noticed thats its mainly boys who taugnt 'emos' you no why i think this is?
becoz most boys at my skewl are hoberphobic well they say they are anyway and they see emos boys and see that they straighned there hair where eye makeup and it reminds them of a gay guy? and they feel intimidated.
mayb im wrong..
but really why do we have to place people in to genres..
there are so many
eg.waxheads-sufers
how come they dont cop as much as 'emos'
by -Alex-Hates-Judgement- May 19, 2006
Get the emo kidsmug. Someone who is better off than 99.9% of the world's population, yet is still conviced that his life sucks.
emo kid: Life sucks. There is nothing but pain. Etc...
Kid with real problems: I know. My Dad just lost his job, and now we have two weeks before we get deported back to (insert name of third world dictatorship here). I was really hoping we'd never have to go back there, since crime and warlords pretty much run the place and my whole family has bullet and knife wounds from all the times we were robbed when we lived there, not to mention the fact that there was almost never any food. Plus now when we get back we won't have any money or a house...
emo kid: leave me alone, I'm busy cutting myself
Kid with real problems: I know. My Dad just lost his job, and now we have two weeks before we get deported back to (insert name of third world dictatorship here). I was really hoping we'd never have to go back there, since crime and warlords pretty much run the place and my whole family has bullet and knife wounds from all the times we were robbed when we lived there, not to mention the fact that there was almost never any food. Plus now when we get back we won't have any money or a house...
emo kid: leave me alone, I'm busy cutting myself
by d3d April 17, 2006
Get the emo kidmug. A gay group of people who where their hair to the side because they suck. They usually don't know what emo really is and think that falloutboy and Taking back sunday and MCR are "Emo bands". Emo kids are losers.
by Klashinzanzibar May 21, 2006
Get the emo kidsmug. an angsty teenager who is lightly depressed and bored that seeks attention by becoming emo or scene.
their subculture can easily be summed up as:
diet punk + diet goth = emo
their subculture can easily be summed up as:
diet punk + diet goth = emo
an emo kid is usually seen wearing: dyed black hair in a style that usually covers one eye or 1/4 of the face, tight emo band t-shirt, tight jeans, converse or old school vans, thick eyeliner, a lip ring, thick dorky glasses weather they need them or not, scarf even when it's hot outside, jelly bracelets, ect.
their favorite activities are mostly: sulking, cutting self with a lame attempt at hiding it, writing melancholy poetry or songs, complaining, crying, being ultra sensitive and melodramatic, listening to emo music, going to emo concerts and acting like they don't want to be there, suffering from a broken heart, taking weird angled photos of themselves looking away from the camera and then posting them on their myspace profile, claiming to be original or being emo before everyone else thought it was cool and became emo themselves, hates their so-called boring lives, claiming no one understands them, ect.
their favorite activities are mostly: sulking, cutting self with a lame attempt at hiding it, writing melancholy poetry or songs, complaining, crying, being ultra sensitive and melodramatic, listening to emo music, going to emo concerts and acting like they don't want to be there, suffering from a broken heart, taking weird angled photos of themselves looking away from the camera and then posting them on their myspace profile, claiming to be original or being emo before everyone else thought it was cool and became emo themselves, hates their so-called boring lives, claiming no one understands them, ect.
by Zoë [Strange Anti-Social] September 19, 2008
Get the emo kidmug.