elmass

A beatimous pearl/diamond deep in the ocean which glows like an angel!
There is 1 person named like this in the whole wide world, and thats me!
Joke about the name: Look at that Elm-ASS!!

Elmass is a great guy!
What a beautiful Elmass

by selass July 4, 2017

emasculabation

Wanking whilst your girlfriend tells you off

It was a serious night of emasculabation, when I finished I had two black eyes

by Polly dooky August 15, 2017

Emans

The black circles you get under your eyes from doing too much cocaine

After last weekends party you could tell he had emans

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018

ETASS

Estimated Time of arrival, Super Sonic?

Is your ETASS?

by Yullaboop July 4, 2019

eassap

A word that is totally a word

Dan: Olya's mum bought this for you, do you want it now?
Julie: oh shit, eassap
Dan: Yo, that just ain't a word

by im_not_a_cripple_Olya_is June 3, 2019

Embassled

To engrave or stamp something. Usually very elaborate or detailed.

The soldier's armor was embassled with blessings from the old testament.

by Fake words i use December 8, 2019

Exassperated

The feeling of anguish when you realize you will never again have access to an ex's ass.

"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"

"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"

by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020