bbc Elias

Michael p’s dad

BBC Elias is huge.

by Sucon Mycox May 16, 2023

Elias villa

Elias villa noun a person with 70+ subscribers trying to make it in life but people are always in he's way

Hey Elias villa everything ok with the haters

by Xcgfred August 22, 2018

owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022

elias childers

the best person to ever exsist. way cooler than u and is simping for someone way swaggier than u. he only loves courtney and no one else. thankyou.

Girl: omg did you hear courtney and elias childers are dating?
Girl 2: omg yes she’s so lucky!

by theswaggysimp May 16, 2021

Elias Myklebust

The two words you say when u feel like dying.

Its monday, i feel like commiting Elias Elias Myklebust.

by Pepperkage69 February 9, 2022

Elias Perisic

a sexy man known for being truly voluptuous. he is so hot. often accompanied by IGOR or "desseeert!" in public. never to be caught naked, he always has sex fully clothed

Damn, Elias Perisic just boned that hot chick over there, her boobies were out.

Elias Perisic had sex with my moms.

by igor perisic September 8, 2018

Elias

Elias’ are like cooked marshmallows, burnt and brown on the outside, yet gooey in the middle. They’re all nasty at tennis, boys scouts, and love burning stuff. At heart they are all arsonists, but get paid for it, because why do something you’re good at for free? Forever lonely in life, these nerds wander the internet trying to find out how to be actually attractive. All in all I would not want to be an Elias.

Who’s he?

Oh, he’s Elias.

Yikes, wouldn’t want to be named that.

by Nutterbutterboi July 29, 2019