Eggplant

tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆

How do you chop an eggplant?

by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019

Margaree eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.

Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!

by boatedRus July 17, 2024

Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

by boatedRus July 23, 2025

eggplant

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019

Eggplant

This is when the competition can access someone living with you, most times your children to report on what's going on in your home. This could be good, bad indifferent etc. It doesn't matter what "The Intel is" this allows them to stay one step ahead of you or steal or benefit from your ideas, inventions, purchasing habits etc. The child is usually tricked into this situation. The child is your (Egg planted). get it!

No worries we can access information from the "eggplant."

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation

He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind

by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.

Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?

by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023