evan

The best person of all time. Always sexy. If you ever meet an Evan he will be the sexiest and hottest person you will ever meet

1.Man, what an Evan
2.I wish I knew an Evan

by god1111111 March 8, 2017

Evan

Dumbass little brother that never shuts the fuck up

EVAN BE QUIET HOE

by yummy mexitaco October 13, 2019

evan

A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.

"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."

by Collage Proffesor January 30, 2017

Evan

Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.

A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.

by curlygirl747 September 29, 2012

Evan

A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.

Person 1- man that guy is a LOSER, oh he must be named EVAN.

by CornDogLover December 2, 2017

Evan

Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.

Evan is a piece of shit.

by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019

evan

sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.

Hey that kid Evan is wilddddddd.

by Ima Spoob February 7, 2019