Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

by The little dingler man August 31, 2025

Flying Dutchman

A person who wanders the country without a place to permanently call home but has money to take care of themself. A reference to the legendary Dutch Ghost Ship that was doomed to sail forever without reaching port.

I sold my house and bought a state of the art RV. Now I travel around the country like a motorized Flying Dutchman staying in campgrounds.

by TommyNoleBuc March 2, 2023

The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.

Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.

by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025

Dutchman Pride

When you flip a girls legs over her head spread her ass open and spit in it and go to town on it

Dick:Wanna see my Dutchman pride
Suzie: Hell no dad will beat us if we get caught doing that again

by Sizemcgee November 24, 2025

Flying Dutchman

The act of catching ejaculate (male or female) in one's mouth after it has traveled out of someone's genitals and traveled through the air.

This might be hard to swallow but my ladyfriend and I got into some next level stuff at the orgy last night when we each did a flying Dutchman at the same time.

by BakinJ December 9, 2025