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wall of douche

When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.
I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.
by king douche bag September 19, 2012
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douchbagitron

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.
I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.
by jayseabee April 24, 2009
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Giant Douche

The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?
by Jon Opium October 16, 2006
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Douche pube

When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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Douche-mover

1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
douchebag

That was a douche-move. Your a douche-mover.
by Jayman236 September 10, 2009
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King Douche

A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.
by speakermouth March 24, 2011
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royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.
Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.
by cbear'09 March 20, 2011
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