douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 28, 2007

douche

1. a feminine hygiene product

2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.


see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?

2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!

by Mos Def June 11, 2006

douche

The Modern Super Soaker for the female reproductive organ...

It is Also The German Word for Shower...

English: I am in the Shower

German: Ich bin in die Doucher


Fun, Isnt it???

by Wad454 February 13, 2004

douche

1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...

"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster!?"

"STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche!"

"i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"

by Adam BITCH April 12, 2005

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

douche

One who is very annoying and gay. Sometimes they are refered to as homo.

Everybody knows that Sam is a loud douche.

by Aaroe B. Tanard March 31, 2007

douche

A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.

You: "Hey baby, can I beat?"

Me: "Burn in hell you douche!"

by -hb June 17, 2007