Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
by OK-KB January 7, 2012
Get the I don't have a clue.mug. Student to tha teacha: "I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya sayin', I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya doin', and I couldn't care less of you."
by KD Squib September 19, 2005
Get the I don't give a fuckmug. by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019
Get the I Don't Give a Caremug. something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009
Get the i don't speak pineapplemug. What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.
Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P
by PartayPoison February 25, 2012
Get the I don't love youmug. A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
Get the I don't play Minecraftmug. 