Domestic Fuckery

A domestic injury inflicted by a commonly used everyday household item

Oh man, I dropped a full jar of vegemite on my big toe this morning...

Nothing like some domestic fuckery to get the day rolling...

Oh wow....you just got DF’d

by Wickedwitchofthesouth123 February 26, 2020

Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

by Tykoi September 16, 2020

Domestic Shorthair

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

by thepunisher August 30, 2013

Domestic Bliss

The joy one feels when arguing with their cute spouse or significant other, the feeling of fighting without getting truly angry.

Ah, true domestic bliss.

by Halo_Girl_243 November 29, 2018

domestically challenged

Homeless

That domestically challenged gentleman just asked me for a dollar.

by communityservice April 11, 2011

domestic abuse

How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.

Considering all the domestic abuse in the south, Alabamans must have small wieners

by Zacheryy December 01, 2006

Domestic Hunting

Hunting for kids in an environment that you've grown up in or have knowledge about. It can include secret places to hide at, places in the woods, or paths to schools.

I went domestic hunting near the playground.

by LaurenBrooks December 14, 2021