Dogitual

A spiritual, sometimes even romantic, moment you spend with your dogs.

"Last night I had the most dogitual night with Fido"

"I know- the stars were so beautiful- I am glad you and your dogs got out!"

by royleelyor May 6, 2010

Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.

"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."

by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012

Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

DoritoSlammer64

A made up character in the Adventures Of The Lost Dorito. DoritoSlammer64 helps u on your quest to find the lost Doritos but turns evil in the end and you have to fight to save the lost Doritos. DoritoChomper23 the evil was cursed by DoritoSlammer64 and was a nice person before being cursed and comes back and helps you in the final battle with DoritoSlammer64

LOOK OUT ITS DORITOSLAMMER64

by ZP-36363 September 23, 2016

Dorito Kink

When you like those crispy, delectable Doritos so much that just the thought of them gives you a raging orgasm that lasts for days.

Yea man I’ve got a hell of a Dorito Kink. I am a cool ranch bitch, punish me daddy.

by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018

Doritubism

A religion based around a Dorito (male) and a a Tub (female)
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe

7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH

Doritubism is the best religion in the wurl

by Mr Dorito Man June 12, 2018

doritowolf77

A wolf with a dorito face. Has an amazing child called Emz and has a fake marriage to Eclipse who makes you eat fox shit..

DoritoWolf77 is a hoe for Doritos

by Emz maybe June 14, 2018