by lewyville June 14, 2023

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

The act of browsing the web while at work. In other words, doing anything on your computer other than work.
by Kshiz95 June 18, 2021

Guy: " hey, do you want to stay the night?"
Girl: " just so you know, your not getting a dickin' tonight! "
Guy 1: " check out the rack on that bro!"
Guy 2: " wow, I'd love to give her a swift dickin' " rack love
Girl: " just so you know, your not getting a dickin' tonight! "
Guy 1: " check out the rack on that bro!"
Guy 2: " wow, I'd love to give her a swift dickin' " rack love
by Gustav Golf May 4, 2015

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014

by sauce_master May 1, 2022

She set a ticking time bomb to her cheating mans dick as he was tied up, she then proceeded to wait until it exploded. This is called dickinated
by ttkins_24 June 22, 2019
