Diane

An alcoholic beverage drank from a can on public transport, specifically a train.

“I’ve got a bag of Dianes for the train.”

by Ryanplugs February 25, 2020

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Dian

(Noun) A person who can often be called “Dino.” Nice and sweet. A caring person who loves to travel. Commonly mistaken with Dora. Likes the outdoors, but prefers to stay indoors. Trustworthy and always willing to go the extra mile. Dedicated to her craft and achieves great things. Can often be found studying in the library. Loves to learn. Dian is a people’s person. Likes the aesthetic of running but doesn’t like to actually run and put in the work.

“Dian is a wonderful person.”
“Wait, was her name Dian, Dino or Dora?”

by Moroccanmamba November 21, 2021

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Dirty Diane

When your pedo dad smokes a 20 pack of L&B from your clit whilst simultaneously sucking shit from your bumhole.

“Time for a dirty Diane in the starbeck alleyway”

by Diane Blakey November 28, 2020

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The lazy Diane

The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.

"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"

by THE FLANGE 2.0 June 10, 2024

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Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

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