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Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011
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Devon

The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.
Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?

Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
by Topdogmanboy August 5, 2018
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Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.
hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006
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DEVON

witty, sarcastic, sexy female that's too cool for earth. in fact, she's jupiterian (from jupiter). she pisses excellence on the first and 15th of every month. fuckable but not sure if she can procreate with earthlings.
what do you mean you're prego? i thought you were devon!
by idontfckearthlings October 4, 2010
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demongolate

To brink back from idiocy status.
Copyrighted by Berry2K.
LotR_Rohan has to be frequently demongolated if you want him to make sense.
by Berry2K June 20, 2003
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Devonenhofin

To excrete human feces directly into the spread anal crevice of another, with the intention of receiving the feces back into the oral cavity of the original donor.
Ex. Jill was extremely elated by Jim's proposition to
devonenhofin her this evening after the wine and cheese tasting.
Ex. I was devonenhofining her, when I realized that I had lost
my appetite.
Ex. When we devonenhofin, I really get a feel for how much
degradation fast food can cause the body.
Ex. Mr. Johnson always remembers his finer years, when he
devonenhofined through the night with his mistress.
by theownerererererer October 11, 2011
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Devonlouiser

She will steal your husband and all of your subscribers
OMG she is such a devonlouiser
by 123chater August 28, 2017
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