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Deuce

A raging, sexaholic pilot. Termed for the craving of sticking it in "slot deuce."
That Deuce just rocked my world.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.

Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar

Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."

Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 7, 2006
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the most boringest bro ever...whoa!!!! tqz!
x: ayo tqz!

tqz: whoa! call me deuce bro! whoa!
by xdeuceWHOA!x12 February 14, 2008
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Duece is soo cool...shes amazing!
by Katinka November 11, 2003
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Deuce

When you're in a regular, mutual, sex only relationsihp with a someone and you (or they) still got to be sleepin' with other people.
He's not really my boyfriend.....he's just my Deuce!
by dacia November 18, 2003
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When one shits in their own hand and punches someone with a clenched fist full of shit. The move works properly when hitting someone in the face with a loosely clenched fist so upon impact of the jaw, shit squirts out between the fingers onto the victims face.
The first one to pass out tonight is going to get deuced!
by !InItToWinIt! January 30, 2008
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the act of shitting, also can be substituted for any word
dude i just deuced it out in the bathroom. dude your face is a deuce! dude ill drop a deuce on you punk!
by GOD September 9, 2003
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