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despacitosamsungism 

desi and sami ship name. they'll have 57000 children if they date uwu sussy baka. sign my petition that they should get together .HEHEHEHEHEHEH
despacitosamsungism are mf soulmates. end of. fax not printer.

Despacito 

I just found out Despacito is not big.
Despacito by NotBen11113 October 6, 2021

Despacito 

I like boys I’m gay dick in the booty
Justin is super despacito
Despacito by Dicbbhhhhhjk August 5, 2022

green despacito 

Dude have you listened to Green despacito? Its so much better than purple despacito
green despacito by hi1337hi August 6, 2018

maximillian despacito 

wow look at maximillian despacito. wait nevermind dont you might absorb his entitled rich kid act
maximillian despacito by asswipe902 September 26, 2018

commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.