Darren

Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.

wow that boy is a darren!

by penguinxoxo April 22, 2011

Deren

AYe nigga who dont give a fuck and will pimp slap a hoe for the fun of it.


na mean?

did u c deren?
yeah i saw him, he just pimp slapped that bitch.
damn that nigga is dope

by joedaddybitch April 27, 2009

Darren

A rubber duck who has become a GOD!!!
Join my cult

Darren is the destroyer of worlds

by Whyme2703 October 31, 2019

darren

a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.

"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"

"don't be such a darren about it"

by MorteKai October 27, 2011

darren

The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.

You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.

by gues51 September 13, 2011

Dervens

Is most likely the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Known as the popular nerdy kid who is very friendly, funny and just all around amazing . This person has a huge heart and is always thinking of someone else. This person will never show that they are hurting or upset on the outside to spare everyone else the trouble of worrying about them . They are always around people ( because honestly they don't like being alone ). Even though this person might know just about every single person in school it's pretty easy to tell who their best friends are. They will completely stick up for a friend and ,if you're that close, maybe even risk their life for you. Usually shy around people they don't know but as soon as this person is comfortable around you there's no turning back they'll be in your life forever. However don't be fooled by the nice guy act because this person is a complete freak in the sheets, they are totally selfless and can only truly get pleasure when the partner is satisfied. Don't let one of these few people that are blessed with this name slip away because once they are gone you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

" Man, have you met that kid Dervens? He is so awesome! "

by The Goofy kid July 24, 2015

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018