dense

used to describe someone’s amazing personality, and their advanced ability to form complex and logical conclusions.

kevin is not dense

by kevin is stupid123 January 08, 2022

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 07, 2019

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

Dense

Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.

(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)

Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)

by Oslott October 11, 2023

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 25, 2019

Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

by Dense3000 February 14, 2019

Dense Breast

When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.

Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise

by ilikewafflesnsyrup September 28, 2016