Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman

Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!

by Hllwnn October 22, 2019

Delys

A man who is very family oriented. Very smart. Loves animals and nature. Loves his wife and pets. Usually pays fortnite or watches Wildcat on YouTube. He is really one for the team.

Person 1: YOOO DID YOU SEE DELYS SHOOT THAT BOT IN FORTNITE
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL

by Beccabadbitch November 3, 2019

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021

Shaba's Deli

The Greatest Deli Ever! Owned and operated by a "Jewish" Ross Haberek. Home of the "Cheese of the Day". Guest will be greeted by a Jewish Rabbi and a "Shalom". Located in Down Town Scranton, Pa (Look up Scranton, Pa) near Court House Square. Please show us your patronage.

Shaba's Deli is the Greatest Deli Ever!!!

by rmtbm13 November 10, 2011

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024