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i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple
by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019
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kick declan day

a day where you can kick any declan you want as many times as you want. this is held on December 12th. hehe
person 1: hey it’s kick declan day!
person 2:yeah let’s go kick declan! woo hoo!
by a_potato_hahaha September 13, 2020
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declan deepthroat

A sexual act in which a man places a doughnut on there gay partners penis and then proceeds to blow them with the aim to getting to the doughnut. (jam or cream doughnuts, Chocolate doughnuts are too runny)

The phrase Declan Doughnut comes from the maker DeclanDoughnuts, which specialise in larger center holes in doughnuts.
I wana declan deepthroat you!

Boy1: Hey what should we do ?
Boy2: Why don't you declan deepthroat me
by michelbigcock February 23, 2011
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declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend
i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.
by culinarythug February 5, 2010
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Declan

A boy that buys you shit he has bigger ears than others and can be dumb
Look he looks like a Declan
by Weryuiojgss January 26, 2019
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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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Declan Egan

Sexiest man alive by far. His smarts even surpass the big Einstein. He is so sexy that men and women fall for him, though he is not gay. His role model his Rhett Guillot who is the second sexiest man alive, obviously not as sexy as Declan Egan.
by an absolute god 420 December 18, 2021
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