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turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.
Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.
by Fraser January 5, 2005
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database error

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.
They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.
by darwal8817 March 4, 2009
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datard

A person that plays hard to want, as opposed to a person that plays hard to get.

Datardism is common among extremely good looking intelligent people, or extremely retarded people.
How was your date last night?

That datard wouldn't shut up. I mean, he was hot, and super intelligent, but the things he said were gross and unappealing. It was like he didn't want me to want him. There is a good possibility that he may have been mentally retarded.
by woodmud November 12, 2011
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Dataclone

A dataclone is a clone account on IRC created by user dataman in order to skirt bans. There have been several thousand dataclone accounts created over the past 3 months on the Kiwi IRC network.
I think Varekai is a dataclone.
by 14 Employees October 9, 2017
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danahy

A Shakespearian mastermind that will bestow upon you the knowledge of the gods themselves. Whether it is on how to properly use commas all the way to the history of the Mongolian empire. When in doubt seek danahy for she retains all knowledge of this mortal world. She did not learn such knowledge... no she was born with such knowledge for she is on her 1000000th reincarnation of this world. If you believe in god you are false for the only god is Danahy herself. Christianity was invented when she was bored, Buddhism was when she invented yoga. The day the world ends is the day we lack the knowledge of Danahy if you want this information for the god herself come and find her for she is not a mythical being but the collection of humanity.
Omg, your so intelligent you must be Danahy.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what history is?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: OMG so danahy
by Danahys servant September 23, 2020
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Big Data

A person working in data that happens to be large in stature, chubby or portly.
They call Pat, Big Data for his girth and Microsoft Excel skills.
by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019
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gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
by dejaflu September 8, 2010
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