downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.

I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

by Joey Boomer June 17, 2018

download dribble

The streaks created by a download on a web site before all of the web site's graphics are fully buffered. Often seen on web sites with large graphics, such as Barnes and Noble Bookstores.

I went to the web site and got some download dribble for a few seconds before I saw the image of the painting.

by pentozali March 1, 2009

Download a Bronson

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.

That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.

by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018

double download

Double penetration. When 2 men penetrate the vagina of a woman and her anus at the same time.

I heard Sophie got a double download from her brothers.

by The_Stan9 December 30, 2016

doing a download

Taking a shit

He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download

by pablowisdom December 25, 2016

The Download Dawg

Doing Doggy Style in a Tent At Download Festival (UK)

"Dude i totally did the Download Dawg last night."

by stonedmonkey92 December 13, 2012

download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.

"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."

by \\\/\ October 26, 2020