Doug Mirabelli

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

by Captain Stabby July 7, 2005

Hot Doug

Forcibly inserting feces into your girlfriend's vagina to use as a lubricant.

She was so dry that we had to give her the Hot Doug if we wanted to bump uglies

by Crailtap55 March 9, 2010

Doug Reuter

Someone who was a huge ego.

"Wait is that Jeremy? No that's Doug Reuter."

by Dequirius Bennw5 December 10, 2018

Closet Doug

a secret competitive eater

Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.

by Team Incredibly Awesome May 4, 2011

Doug McBuckets

An NBA whose real name is Doug Mcdourmet. He plays for the Bulls

Doug McBuckets makes another three+

by bobthebuilder96 November 8, 2016

Doug Bowser

The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"

Someone: "its time to keep working on the Mario 64 Mod that i spent years on."
Doug Bowser: "no."

by Yes i’m real man February 22, 2021

Doug Hug

The act of restraining your partner by cuddling to prevent them initiating sexual intercourse during sleep. Passive female equivalent of the cock-block.

'Oh my god, she just wouldn't leave me alone last night. I had to Doug Hug her.'

'I got Doug Hugged, the bastard.'

by PeechyKean July 8, 2012