Lunsford Disorder

A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.

So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.

by SaltyConstructionWorker September 26, 2019

Chysing disorder

The inability to flirt or chase after a girl or female

Yoh brah I have a chysing disorder

by Hiinb·)6 October 8, 2019

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. It can make you push people away because you want your head to stop or you think that your protecting people from yourself. You isolate yourself from society and even you family. It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L May 11, 2018

dab disorder

When you can't stop dabbing and its just natural for you

he cant stop dabbing. He probably has a dab disorder

by Ucringeme March 2, 2017

Cyrus Disorder

A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.

Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?

by Zenguin May 30, 2016

sex disorder

I suffer from a sex disorder, meaning I fuck anything, even a piece of paper. I refuse to go to rehab because I'll just fuck everyone there anyway. I'm a bit shocked that I'm not pregnant yet since I don't use condoms. I must fuck you to cure my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kenzie can't go to rehab because she has a sex disorder.

by sselecaF May 17, 2016

Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020