dickiling

It's like tickling, but with your dick to turn on your partner(s).

Bitch 1: Stop it, please! Your dickiling me!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 30, 2014

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia

by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.

I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!

by Mary Tully November 27, 2021

Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.

After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.

by busted! October 23, 2008

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012