dickiling

It's like tickling, but with your dick to turn on your partner(s).
Bitch 1: Stop it, please! Your dickiling me!
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dickslaw

Exactly like coleslaw, but with little pieces of dick in it. Used mostly by straight women and gay men. Can also be used for punishments for a loser of any challenge.
Woman 1: This dickslaw is amazing, what's your secret?

Woman 2: My boyfriend!
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