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Only daughter

A female who doesn't share BOTH her parents with another girl. If a girl has only brothers, shes an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
I am not an only child, but I am an only daughter. I have 2 little brothers.
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ur daughter a father 

This insult may lose faith in humanity itself

*Results may very*
Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*

capri-daughter 

Its not Capri-Sun its the female version. Its Capri-Daughter. Also why did you search this up, like really why.
Comes in many different flavors.
Most liquid is clear.
And also not like that you sick fu-
Hey can I have your Capri-Sun!
Fak u man its my Capri-Daughter
capri-daughter by CapriDaughter September 26, 2020

National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day 

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day
“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

Stay at home daughter 

An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.
After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.
“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day 

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"