Meat curtains

The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.

My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.

by brother blade April 16, 2008

curtain pussy

pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal

John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong

by Rumple Forskin October 21, 2010

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

slut curtain

This is the type of dress that girls wear to a party where there is likely to be alcohol served and guys to try to sleep with. A slut curtain is typically short, shows off a lot of cleavage, and is as loose as the women who wear them, in order to make it easier to get off in the sack (assuming the girl doesn't just fuck with it on).

Guy 1: Dude look at the fat chick in the slut curtain.
Guy 2: Fuck you man, you can see her vag from here.

by Courier Old May 5, 2011

Bush Curtain

1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals

2) The female Labia

1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base

2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick

by Zorblack November 8, 2008

curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"

"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"

by bitchwc January 13, 2009

Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020