Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah
by thehottestdaddy January 03, 2023
When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.
by watershot_girl November 19, 2008
by Daddy Shred March 18, 2019
A horrible rap artist that sings about blenders, bartenders, and sex offenders. 'Nuff sed.
Some lyric examples:
Some lyric examples:
"I am a registered sex offender, i stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender."
"I fucked the bartender"
"I get pussy served on a plate"
"stuck my dick into a donut"
-yung spinach cumshot
"I fucked the bartender"
"I get pussy served on a plate"
"stuck my dick into a donut"
-yung spinach cumshot
by Gogo seeweed May 16, 2022
A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
by foup December 28, 2023
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!
by Bratty DC January 23, 2024