Cruise Weight

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

by natron1588 November 7, 2012

bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.

Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!

by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008

cruising for a bruising

when you want to punch someone

jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018

ada cruise

The most prestigious and beautiful of all cruises. People of all ages, strangers and friends alike, pile into cars and flock to the heady land between grand rapids and lowell. While smoking large amounts of marijuana, participants take in the luscious natural surroundings and deserted roads. Cruisers often find themselves missing for hours on the long hilly roads hitting the bowl and driving into the sunset. Consuming only nuggets and gas, the Ada Cruise will remain one of the most popular leisurely activities for centuries to come.

"hey, you wanna go to Ada at lunch?"
"hell yeah just got some headies"

"You wanna cruise the maze?"
"no way man lets take an ada cruise"

by magistra March 22, 2010

Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

Nuclear Cruise

A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia

"Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY"

by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010

Tom Cruise

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW

Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

by crAnKy SpanKy October 10, 2005