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crotch gusset

One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.
"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."
by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015
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cum crotch

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.
I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.
by Chiins January 5, 2014
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crotch juice

any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)
How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??
by greenlightstop September 12, 2013
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crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.
Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.
by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014
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Crotch Out

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.

It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.

It is occasionally used as a mating display.
I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.
by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012
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Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022
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Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.
"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."
by Kuyo January 14, 2010
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