Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

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croc sucker

Any person who wears Croc's.(ugly ass sandles usually worn by tourists)

Ey, Homebwoi, Look at that crocsucker up the street.

I hate those damn croc suckers

by Andrew Harbottle September 11, 2007

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Croc Butter

1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes, crocs they call shoes.

2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?

Aw, man, my crocs are still ugly, even after applying croc butter!

Oh god the croc butter, it burns.

by Che Maddox November 16, 2007

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