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croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy
Lets croc shock, I'm loaded
by FrendAmon May 30, 2017
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Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.
Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.
by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015
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Croc Top

Croc Top is a severe condition in which the patient suffers from chronic attraction to suburban american white girls. Such as girls named Mallory or Heather who played forld hockey in high school.
Adrian was experiencing a serious bout of Croc Top our first night out back at the bar.
by Mudslide James May 8, 2021
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Croc Dots

The tiny burnt spots on the top of your feet after a day outdoors wearing crocs.
Man, I fished all day wearing crocs and now I have croc dots.
by The Outdoor Texan August 21, 2021
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Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.
by Hootis July 30, 2020
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Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis
Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!
by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016
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Saltwater Crocs

When one wears crocs and socks together, always in 4-wheel drive mode.
Jeez, socks and crocs? Rocking the Saltwater crocs are we?
by Thatotherretailsalesguy July 10, 2021
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