critzles

crusty old dried semen or sperm

guy:theres critzles on your bed

guy2:sickk

by dylanbiscool May 12, 2007

Crazzleberry

1. A really bad weggie

2. A cranberry, blue berry and a rasberry mixed togther

3. An intense sexual position

I'm going to give you a crazzleberry so you can't walk for two days

Why don't you try some of this crazzleberry pie?

Do you want to try the crazzleberry tonight, babe?

by loving_life_83 May 19, 2009

crizzerk

1. crazy and berserk

2. out of control

Dude, that rave was totally crizzerk.

by Karadie May 23, 2014

crazzled

To be so stoned that you can't think of a true definition of a word

"I would try to explain, but I'm crazzled from that L"

by NeverDoneTryin May 9, 2016

Crizzel

A cooler way to say Crib

Hey Ayo! Can I drop by your crizzel

Yo rmani, what’s poppin at the crizzel tonight.

by Twerksummmguhhh November 20, 2018

crizyleigh

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you feel like you’re heart is being mealted whenever you come in contact with her. She’s shy, but once you get to know her she’ll tell you everything about herself to you.

Oh look it’s Crizyleigh she is so dreamy.

by OfficerShmuc December 14, 2018

Cruzzleped

The uncomfortable static sensation one experiences after insufficient blood flow to the leg.

The cruzzleped was too intense, so I had to get up and stretch my leg out.

by maammaam February 7, 2020