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critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp
by Creepes November 14, 2017
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Criticistic

Same as critical just makes more sense to use and more fun to use
Emily was very criticistic of her artwork
by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021
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CriticallyThinkingVeteran

A Conservative Twitch Politics personality that has came on the scene and established the Wolfpack. His charisma, and level of knowledge have brought levity to the politics world, and continue to create a welcoming environment to all those that wish to engage in good faith political discussion.
CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.
by CriticallyThinkingVeteran September 1, 2021
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critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023
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Critical Wealth Theory

An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.

Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!

Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?

Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!

Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.

Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!

Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.

Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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Criticritize

Wrongful judgment or Criticism of a person or group of people or things.
How dare you criticritize me ! Don’t come around here criticritizing us!
by Herba12 August 25, 2023
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