Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)

You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them

by Destructaur September 30, 2016

crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009

crispy water

Crispy water is basically lettuce,the most tasteless,bland vegetable ever grown. Hence the name, lettuce is basically Crispy Water.

Crispy Water FTW!!!
Dylan: Got any Lettuce???
Conor: Screw that Crispy Water

by Dyl' August 3, 2010

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

Rice crispies

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

by CHRI s August 27, 2005

Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Crispy Concords

A Fucking Legend

You wish you were Crispy Concords

by Dudeitsme19 December 15, 2020