crimson turd

when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!

hey guys i just took a crimson turd

by kritio January 20, 2009

crimson violin

not related to playing an actual instrument, the crimson violin refers to cutting your own wrists. the violin is the sawing motion one makes (across the street not down it!) and the crimson is the blood shed. makes it alot easier and more casual to ask if said person is a cutter.

"Laura is wearing long sleeve shirts lately and its july."
"does she play the crimson violin?"
"haha maybe! i wouldnt be surprised."
"wow that was very casual and easier than asking if she rips her wrists apart."
"your right. i love UD"

by ]ulio September 10, 2007

Crimsonslam

When your fingering a woman who's on their period

Girl 1 "so what did you get up too with captain cumquick last night?"

Girl 2 "Luckily I was on my period so he couldn't blow his DNA up me, so I insisted on him throwing down a CRIMSONSLAM on my pussy"

by Jpowell31434 January 31, 2010

crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush

my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!

by uprightuk September 8, 2010

Crimson Victory

another term for having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

getting a "Crimson Victory" is like getting a medal of honor, its a rare occurance and its only for the die hards.

by TzPL February 24, 2011

crimson alliance

When a group of females live in the same residence and their menstrual cycles sync up.

Dude1: Man, is it just me, or were all those bitches acting crazy?

Dude2: I don't know man, they must have formed a crimson alliance or something.

by ossel September 23, 2011

Crimson Truffle Butter

After continual switching of pounding back and forth from the pussy and the anus while a girl is on her period, it leaves a redish brown substance in the area

Homegirl was on her period last night so I smashed both her holes and when I turned on the lights afterwards I noticed a grip of Crimson Truffle Butter all over her anus and pussy and even had some on my dick.

by SunDiablo October 16, 2015