Covfefe

A type of truth that is damning of your abilities and hurts to receive but is still accurate and correct.

Despite the negative press covfefe

by Mickyb273 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

(n) When you want to say "coffee" or "coverage", but are too drunk to type your own drunk tweets, and/or are having yet another TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack).

See also "Agraphia"

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by elinbbbb May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Something you say when you're an imbecile, who may or may not be the leader of the free world.
I've got a lot of bad covfefe

I am afraid we suffer from bad, bad covfefe.

by Denverduder May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe...is the news coverage that is hand picked by the press/media, in hopes of rendering fear and anxiety in the audience.

Trump's tweet "Despite the press' constant and
Negative covfefe.."

by Master of fuckeduppery November 10, 2017

Covfefe

When you meant to type coverage but your hair, ego, advancing age or gut caused you to hit the wrong keys. This is the kind of thing that any intelligent, concerned adult child would typically see as a red flag to consider getting an elderly parent evaluated to see if the parent was still safe to drive and operate machinery... somehow the capacity to launch nuclear weapons makes this scenario a little more terrifying....
Unfortunately for every US citizen, we have Ivanka, Jared, American Psycho, and Eric looking out for their dad....

"Fake news, negative news covfefe..... ". So what was so doing? Let's see what shiny red button does... let's hope it brings a coke... why am I living in this dump?

by WTFwerethemerkinsthinking? August 10, 2017

Covfefe

To excessively feed yourself while watching presidential debates.

Adam: whats up
Nick: Yo im covfefeing right now
Adam: Damn what are you covfefing?
Nick: 3 large popcorn baskets while i watch hilary and trump bro!

by Vdabeast June 4, 2017

Covfefe

In memory of our wonder king ruler (not god). The king is our leader Barack Obama. you would use the word to explain strong feelings. However, the word can be used in a jocular fashion and but our cheeto in chief Donald J. Trump the j stands for jenius by the way, has used it to get angry at the negative press and I quote "Despite the constant negative press COVFEFE.".

"Despite the constant negative press COVFEFE.".

by NuclearPunch March 26, 2019