consoleplayersh

In guitar hero, A player who's only good at strumming and really bad at tapping. A pcplayersh and a conesoleplayersh are the exact opposite of each other.

Yuri Nator is a consoleplayersh and they are also a furry because they changed their pfp on twitter.

- Normie "What does the "sh" in pcplayersh and consoleplayersh mean?"
-guitar hero elitist "It means Scorehero"

by Arctic Choke A.K.A artichoke December 22, 2019

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

Cassompton

Slang for the wee village of Cassopolis, Michigan. Refers to the inherent ghetto-ness of said village, which features a high school in the middle of a cornfield, one traffic light, and a multitude of gansta wannabes and rednecks. Also proudly proclaims itself as the hometown of Edward Lowe, inventor of kitty litter...reach for the stars, Cassompton.

Jeebs: God, I hope I can get out of Cassompton after graduation.
Bubba: Yeah, otherwise we're gonna be detassling corn and hanging out at Porky's (gas station) for the rest of our lives. Dude, pass the joint already.
Jeebs: Mmmm, but they do have some kick-ass (deep-fried potato) mojos.
Bubba: True dat. Let's go get some.

by L'il $horty October 3, 2007

Mac Cessory

An accessory you are forced to buy to get basic functionality on an Apple Mac computer.

Argh this standard microphone works on my PC but doesn't work on a damn Mac!

Dude, you need to buy a Mac Cessory to get that to work - or biff your Mac.

Steve Jobs makes millions from gay Mac Cessories!

by Les Grossman February 4, 2009

cassolette

Cassolette - Vulval odour contains chemicals that have power to unleash in man a tremendous sexual desire/response. Turn on men.

It is great pleasure to smell cassolette

by Rasputin_21 May 22, 2008

Corso Slapper

Local beaches term - for cheap looking, loud or downright ugly, young male or female, loitering around pub and club strips after-hours.

Not the Pub again? I don't think I can handle the Corso Slappers tonight.

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

console war

The orginial console war between Nintendo's SuperNES (Super Famicom) and Sega's Genesis (MegaDrive), circa the early '90s. Most likely what old school gamers think of when the term "console war" is thrown about.

Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)

The console war ended with neither side victorious.

Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!

Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!

by Old School Gamer Jen January 3, 2007