coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 06, 2023

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

coot

coot is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on R6 because he gets bullied by kids even though he's homeschooled.

This guy is such a coot bro! wtf!

by Whisky-Straight October 15, 2020

Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️

You’re such a fucking coot, ong.

by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022

Coot

When you dont know how to spell cool because youre retarded

My friend Dade said that was coot, I think hes a little special

by Ty65 March 13, 2021

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 17, 2019