Cooter Grater 

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

Cooter Grater by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

Cooter Doodling 

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

Cooter Doodling by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

cooter hole 

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.

Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men

cooter hole by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014

cooter hull 

Hill billy term for trunk of a car

Monkey get that tire out the cooter hull

cooter hull by Barney dell October 16, 2018

Cooter Pooter 

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

Cooter Pooter by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019

Cooter Cookie Monster 

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

Cooter Cookie Monster by cookielovers June 4, 2009

Cooter Club

The opposite of a sausage fest in which several women congregate and take part in mass scissoring

I arrived at my house to the surprise of my wife and her cooter club scissoring on my bed.

Cooter Club by Cunt Lover 33 May 22, 2010