Coot

When you dont know how to spell cool because youre retarded

My friend Dade said that was coot, I think hes a little special

by Ty65 March 12, 2021

Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️

You’re such a fucking coot, ong.

by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022

Coots

Slang for Cooties

Do you have Coots?

by CooterZ December 3, 2020

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.

Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.

by TheRealBaconator April 9, 2013

Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.

"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"

by Warm ass cheesecake May 9, 2018