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Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.
by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024
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cookers

hey bro know any where to get some cookers
by telopath December 5, 2021
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world
After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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Spick Cookers

AKA Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Did you see the feds raid Juan's house? They done shot him up for waving a gun around and not having his green card! Them spick cookers are at it killin poor immigrants!
by mart60 December 5, 2025
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Rice Cooker Theory

The Rice Cooker Theory is a modern dating metaphor comparing relationship development to cooking rice in a rice cooker. It compares uncooked rice to a relationship that hasn’t cooked because the “cook” button (intentional action) was not activated.

The Rice Cooker Theory was invented and popularized on TikTok by Filipina creator Hannah Lei in a video explaining slow-burn relationships.

She also framed it as a playful formula:
R = P × I × ΔT - α
Where:
• R = Relationship
• P = Potential (chemistry)
• I = Intentional Action (confession)
• ΔT = Change in Temperature (response/effort)
• α = Assumption (miscommunication)

Metaphor Meaning:
The theory humorously suggests that relationships require consistent effort (heating), clear communication (no "sinaing" or lid issues), and intentional actions to "cook" successfully—otherwise, they "burn" or fail.

Without intentional action, a relationship remains in a pre-cooked state—analogous to rice placed in a cooker that was never switched on. Emotional heat accumulates, but transformation does not occur.

Conclusion:
Feelings don’t cook themselves.
Someone has to press the button.
“I thought we were a slow burn, but Rice Cooker Theory says I was just operating on assumptions.”

“Akala ko slowburn kami. Na-rice cooker theory ako beh!”
by rice cooker theorist December 20, 2025
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