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Conversation Rapist 

A person who forces themselves onto other people conversationally. They will intrude in your personal sphere by forcing conversation (usually of low quality) onto you.
I came into work this morning hoping for some peace and quiet and I had to endure it in both ears from John and Janet. It was like I was being spit roasted by them. They're such conversation rapists.
Conversation Rapist by Bah Zah January 8, 2020

Conversation Killer 

A Conversation Killer is a person who starts a conversation knowing full well that it is going absolutley no where!! (they will always deny killing the conversation)
<Mr L> hey
<Miss J> hello
<Mr L> so....
<Miss J> ur such a conversation killer
<Mr L> i so did not!!
Conversation Killer by Miss JE October 29, 2006

Conversation Whore 

A person who quickly switches between people they are talking to (in person) , without notice.
While in the hallways Emily Micc is a total conversation whore.
Conversation Whore by TellyR September 1, 2010

conversation rapist 

Someone who interrupts conversations in the most irritating way imaginable, and somehow kicks you out of your own conversation.
A: Hey
B: Hey
A: Yeah so the other day I was -
C: HAAAYY, B WHATS UPP
A:...........
B: Oh not much not much, how've you been?
A: ...............! *whispers to self* what a conversation rapist...
conversation rapist by Jang Mi December 4, 2010

Conversation Starters 

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.
"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

Conversation Tivio 

Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.

Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”

Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
Conversation Tivio by 58008 February 4, 2010