1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.
2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.
3) When getting laid is not an option.
2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.
3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 29, 2011
Where all the somewhat artistic lesbians are sent and are caught screwing st pats boys from opposite and even each other in the school toilets. The principal spends more money on ugly statues and big alphabet stickers instead of fixing to projector in the classrooms and getting us proper dustbins. All the girls are public nuisances and get called out for doing it.
by imgoodthanks August 22, 2021
A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.
by Chim007 January 14, 2011
CHIJ St Theresa's Convent is the the home of hotties. Known for their good hockey team and great suffering in sports CCAs (etc Track and Field #NopainNogame), they are also known for their absolutely hardworking students. Theresians are very kind and once they get to know you more they can be quite fun to be with. They may sometimes seem cold on the outside but inside they are 101% hotter than your ex. If you ever wanna find one just go Tiong or Vivo can already. (Legend says, their toilets are filled with posters of baby feet and they even have an STC toilet review Instagram page...)
"Sialah! Why got so many blue ghosts at Tiong! Must be those ah girl from CHIJ St Theresa's Convent."
by Mr Rickz August 21, 2021
When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.
Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!
Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!
Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!
by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013
home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.
shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”
shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.
shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.
by benzpunani January 2, 2023
CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school
by uhmyalol September 23, 2022