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containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.
Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).
by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011
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collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.
Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"
by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010
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cottaging

When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.
Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.
by Tommie T December 15, 2011
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contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".
by FredDill August 11, 2010
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contained

No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.
USAGE -

As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
"Is it contained?"
"...what do you mean by contained?"
"I am asking if it is contained it is a simple yes or no question..."
etc....
by The PC Nerd September 7, 2005
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big container

A game started in Northeast PA. You fill up a the biggest container you can find with various types of alcohol. Then, participants must chug it. The chant is "Big container, Big container. Who is going to drink from the big container. (insert name) x3 is going to drink from the big container!"

The game continues until the container is empty. It can only be played after midnight.
Big container, Big container. Who is going to drink from the big container? Nick! Nick! Nick is going to drink from the big container!
by nevernude13 July 19, 2011
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Cottaging

To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.
Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!
by the toilet punisher December 8, 2007
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