Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

clitus

an overzealous spaz.

Shut the hell up ya damn clitus!

by D.C. July 23, 2003

cloitus

Sexual intercourse between clowns.

Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.

by El Conejo de Pascua March 6, 2008

Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

by Disco duck March 18, 2014

citus

A very horny person who can't get enough and keeps asking for more even when u think you have satisfied their needs they still go around wanting more pleasure.

Hey I asked this guy to hook up and he said k and after awhile he said do you wanna do it with our clothes off, what a citus

by Really why ask for more March 7, 2017

COTUS

Acronym for Center of the Universe Syndrome.

On a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. What a COTUS!

He spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. He's suffering from a serious COTUS.

by tribblemaker January 28, 2013

coidus

A scientific term for hardcore sexual intercourse

Baby lets have coidus every night this week

by Kittii_paws December 28, 2014