cockface

A person who looks like a mans cock, or someone who is fucking stupid

Bobby has a cockface.

God damn i wish Joe would stop being a cockface for once.

by Sean G March 10, 2003

cornflake

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.

These cornflakes are tickling my testicles.

by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) March 1, 2011

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007

cockflamit

another way of saying damit or crap

cockflamit i just dropped the lube again

by fuckata yu February 25, 2008

cockface

sumone who acts like an asshole

dan, chris, mike

by hobo_on_hastings September 22, 2003

cockface

(1)someone who is a liar, asshole and a jerk off.

(2)j.p

j.p is the biggest freaking cockface you will ever meet.

by amy March 23, 2004