by git'erdone March 08, 2009
Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.
Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."
Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
by mspinkosu February 10, 2011
when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.
by adrian November 28, 2003
When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.
by Findamonium March 16, 2017
a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck
victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks
by victim of the blockage October 22, 2003
me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses
by Troy Edmisten January 10, 2004
jim is trying to get ashleys number and kyle comes up and cock blocks him with hey you get your license yet? ashley walks away and laughs while kyle precedes to get his douche nozzle ass kicked
by franko el tanko December 08, 2006