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ann coulter

A rather unpleasant woman who appears on talk shows and spouts average conservative talking points with a healthy dose of invective and vitriol. She also writes books of questionable originality with more of the same. Coulter thrives on attention and is best ignored.
Person 1: Ann Coulter is coming to campus! Let's protest

Me: No, let's ignore her. Then she loses her power.
by duritz February 7, 2007
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colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.
The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.
by daDebil February 29, 2004
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coasterware

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
by temu_jin August 19, 2007
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Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.
by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009
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coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.
I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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Coaster Studios

A rollercoaster youtuber known for making observations
Coaster Studios: "I noticed that a lot of the employees were african-american. That's not a good or bad thing, just an observation"

Me: "I'm sorry, what?"
by aloha_ajl March 1, 2021
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Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!
Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev
by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021
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