Clark County, Nevada

Obviously the most populous and well known county out of all of Nevada. Clark County is also pretty overrated as well and all you usually do is gamble your money away, get laid, fight people for no reason, get a hangover, and overdose on many types of drugs at the good old strip of Las Vegas.

The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs

Blue Diamond

Jean
Nelson
Cal-nev-ari

Area codes in this country are 702 and 725

Hahhh, good old Clark County, Nevada. Good old place to fuck up your life if you ever choose to!

by Shb99 March 17, 2022

"Clark Kent on a cross!"

- interjection sometimes offensive, religious people will use this curse instead of so they will not take the Lords name in vain. It is also a Pop-culture reference to the comic book 'Superman' which took the allegory of Moses and Jesus Christ from the Bible and made Clark Kent's superhero alter-ego.

A Roman Catholic School Girl would shout out "Clark Kent on a cross!" after stubbing her toe, so not to offend a preist or a nun, much.

by Mercel Arthur January 4, 2008

Clark magnet high school

The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.

Clark Magnet High School? No, you’re saying it wrong. Its Clark Magnet HOE school.

by stoppidd October 24, 2019

Clark- esque

Extremely confident in every sense, wears purple pants on occasion, has sexy flipy hair, possesses Steve Mqueen like qualities, women want to take a swim in his ocean colored blue eyes

1. Damn that extremely good looking and talented person is Clark- esque

2. Jenny won the lottery, fell in love, tasted the most delicious food in the world, some would say that Jenny had a Clark- esque day.

by vanilla parfait March 4, 2009

Clark Kent Syndrome

Based off Superman, it's the inability to notice that someone wearing glasses and that person not wearing glasses are the same person.

Kyle: Tim? Is that you?

Tim: Yeah.

Kyle: Oh. I almost didn't notice you with your glasses on.

Tim: Yep. That's Clark Kent Syndrome for you.

by Rommer711 August 25, 2010

clark-monks

a really fit being that all girls crave

that lads second name should be clark-monks

by brewin June 30, 2011

Clark Bar

An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!

The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.

by Haywood Jablowmeee January 18, 2008